ART OF EUROPE
Journal of Distraction - by Michael Kelly
- Week 1
- Monday - This was a mistake. I want to make that clear from the start
- Tuesday - Finding plausible ways to kill off my colleagues
- Wednesday - If you did work in a place with pneumatic cylinder message tubes
- Thursday - I have started a rumour that Reg the boiler man
- Friday - Lillian's cake was too nice to poison
- Saturday - To the dentist, my favourite thing to do on my day off
- Sunday - Spoiled completely by the knowledge that I have to work again
- Week 2
- Monday - Today's workplace sex fantasy: straight for the top
- Tuesday - Yay! I take back what I said about printers
- Wednesday - Did I say I liked my workplace and my colleagues
- Thursday - Exploring the disused rubbish chute to see how many bodies
- Friday - I went to see Mr. Fezzigig and company again
- Saturday - Oh, God, that was ace. That was special
- Sunday - I laze around, bathe, prowl the house in a skimpy
- Week 3
- Monday - One of the malign side-effects of working is that I
- Tuesday - My fantasy about R. who works in a room on the first floor
- Wednesday - 'Love and Staple-Guns.' What a great title for a film
- Thursday - Last time I was here they had a label-gun
- Friday - Really, my sex fantasies are not so far-fetched
- Saturday - Yesterday I picked up some holiday brochures on my way
- Sunday - What foul thing have you been doing today?
- Week 4