ART OF EUROPE
this is beethoven's string quartet, opus 132 - silence please
they got scorpions in arizona, i aint moving there... wild coyotes crying in the night, etc - i'm looking for an africa sans flies, i think, and proper toilet facilities - i'm thinking colorado, but it got no ocean - i'm thinking mozambique, i'm thinking gibraltar - i'm thinking to move tomorrow, or maybe next week
the things i learned just xmas past... well, ricky gervais for a start, he's a twat... and the best xmas film ever on the tv - the great escape (yeah, we win in the end, you nazi sad bastard losers you) - and my grandson, 6, reveals he has a secret love, a love-crush on lisa simpson - i dunno what to think - does that mean if they get married, homer simpson will be my son-in-law?
i'll be with grampa, playing the internet, turning up the volume, yeah, to 11