ART OF EUROPE
News Archive
truth passed through the media has as much in common with truth as food has in common with food passed through the human intestine
—william john watkins
- Raymond Domenech Interview
- Ronaldo Interview
- Deitrich Mateschitz Interview
- Ashley Cole Interview
- Bush Taps Greedly For EPA Job
- Al-Sharif "Sad" To Be Included on US Government's "List of Terrorist Individuals and Groups"
- Freedom Party Nominates Hasselhoff in Styrian Gubernatorial Race
- New Virus Wreaks Havoc Amongst Windows Users
- RIAA Sues Those Black Guys Who Blare Bad Rap Music Out Their Car Stereos
- US MNT on 2-1 OT Loss to Brazil: "If Only We'd Played Like Shit"
- France Bans Term "Email," Italy Bans Term "France"
- J. Lo Donates Ass to Africa; Reigning Miss Puerto Rico Winges: "But I Wanted to End World Hunger"
- New Sanrio Character Loves You, Heroin
- Sea of Japan Files Sexual Assault Charges Against City of Kobe
- Linux Uses Cartoon Penguin to Target Minors, Unbiased Justice Dept. to Bring Suit
- Godzilla Attacks Hong Kong; Sets Were Cheaper There
- Japan Airlines to Introduce New Hentai-Themed Planes
- DMX Arrested for Use of Profanity on Stage - Prosecution Witnesses Arrested for Use of Profanity in Testimony
- Labor Party's Proposed Fox Hunting Ban Praised by Japanese Animistic Spirits and Deities
- Bush Administration Unveils Reclaimed Iraqi WMD; Critics Claim It's Just an Ordinary Ring
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- Former US President Clinton Shoots MILF-hunting Partner; Man May Lose Eye
- Peterson Sentenced to Death, Pinochet Sent to His Room
- IBM Sells PC/Laptop Division; To Concentrate on Chess
- Household Appliances Broken? Yanukovich Can Fix Those, Too!
- Suicide Bombers "Cowards," Claim Homicide Bombers
- Pope, God Pardon Galileo; Still Hate Fags
- Mars Rover Finds More Dry Rocks for NASA to Cite as Proof of Water
- Bush Space Plan Calls for Crappy Russell Crowe Movie to be Screened on Mars by 2015; NASA to Cite as Proof of Life
- Microsoft Appoints Kasparov New CTO; Proposes Leveraged Buyout of IBM
- 9 in 10 Widows of Labor Organizers Assassinated by Coke Drink Pepsi
- Tom Sawyer to Head Bush WMD Investigation; Possibly to Outsource
- American Entomologists to Officially Endorse Office XP; Astrophysicists Stick with StarOffice
- WTC Replacement to Be Tallest Target on Earth
- UN Forces Take Monrovia; "Exiled African General" Bank Account Spam Increases Twentyfold; Analysts Forecast Further Downturn in US Economy
- Composite Sketch of Hong Kong Bank Robber Released; Police Arrest Everyone
- American Meterological Society Announces All Future Hurricanes to Be Named After Arabs
- McDonald's India to Introduce Beef to Menu; KFC China to Introduce Chicken
- Gore Under Fire for Visit to Chinatown Monastery; Critics Claim They Can't Believe Buddhism's a Real Religion
- Will Hillary Run...?
- General Mills to Turn Trix into Animated TV Series About Cartoon Rabbits Who Turn Tricks; Cereal to Include Free Sex Toy in Every Box
- Britney Spears, 21, Weds Pat Smear, 43, Henceforth to Be Known As Britney Smear-Spears
- Fugazi Documentary to be Shown at the Drive-In, At the Drive-In Documentary Available Only in Italian
- Pizza Hut Rejects Math, Physics with Square Pizza; Customers Reject Square Pizza with Frozen Center, Burnt Crust
- That's... My Ass
- Will Youmans to Strom Thurmond: "To Boycott is Really Good" (or That's How Thurmond Heard It, Anyway)
- Republicans & Leftists Unite in Protest Against KFC's Decision to Introduce Genetically Modifried Stem Cells to Menu
- Sixteen Year Old Poetry Prodigy Wins NBA; Everyone Excited Till They Figure Out What NBA Stands For
- Severe Acute Tory Syndrome Strikes Guangzhou, Parliament
- Underage Girls in Cambodian Brothels Merely "Interns"
- Bill Clinton Appointed Ambassador to Cambodia
- Train Still Sucks; Yuppies Still Deaf
- Corrupt Government Official Appointed to Investigate Corrupt Football Official
- Republicans Urge Blacks to "Go Start Your Own Country"; Bomb Liberia