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Japan Airlines to Introduce New Hentai-Themed Planes
China Reuters Associated Press | 29.06.03
![[ono manami]](manami.jpg "ono manami - this is irrelevant to the story at hand, i just want it here.")
TOKYO, JAPAN. Following on the recent success of their Pokémon and Matsui Hideki themed airplanes, Japan Airlines announced today it would introduce new hentai fetish themed planes for all direct non-stop flights from Tokyo Narita to Bangkok, Phnom Penh and Salt Lake City. Introductory hentai themes are expected to include bondage, upskirts, furries, Shinto High School Girls in Trouble, MMSILFs and Ono Manami, because Nate is in love with her and he is the one making this up.
Spokesmen for JAL also admitted that having words like "hentai," "bondage," "upskirts" and "Japanese" on their corporate website was always good for page hits.