function getLatest()
{
	var quotes = Array();
	
	//--------------------------------
	
	quotes[0] = Array();
	quotes[0]['quote'] = "well, what a lovely day"
        quotes[1] = Array();
	quotes[1]['quote'] = "yep, it's raining again... pitter-patter, pitter, patter, the clickety-clock on the window pane..."
        quotes[2] = Array();
	quotes[2]['quote'] = "she said yeah... Yeah!"
        quotes[3] = Array();
	quotes[3]['quote'] = "well, what can i say?"
        quotes[4] = Array();
	quotes[4]['quote'] = "i think i'll have a bath today, get lathered"
        quotes[5] = Array();
	quotes[5]['quote'] = "be back in a minute... gone to the toilet"
        quotes[6] = Array();
	quotes[6]['quote'] = "i decided to put up a rembrandt on one wall and a cezanne beside it and make tentative plans for taking an early lunch after taking breakfast first, and having a bath of course."
        quotes[7] = Array();
	quotes[7]['quote'] = "do i know you?"
        quotes[8] = Array();
	quotes[8]['quote'] = "my head hurts"
        quotes[9] = Array();
	quotes[9]['quote'] = "Bang! Bang! Bang! Death's at The Door! For Christ Sake!"
        quotes[10] = Array();
	quotes[10]['quote'] = "Sonia? Is That You?"
        quotes[11] = Array();
	quotes[11]['quote'] = "that's bollocks, and anyway, the night is young"
        quotes[12] = Array();
	quotes[12]['quote'] = "i'm off to where it's at, i think, to it's approximate vicinity, to it's immediate environs - cu/8er"


	



	
	//--------------------------------
	
var q = quotes.length;
	var which_quote = Math.round(Math.random()*(q-1));
	document.write(quotes[which_quote]['quote']);
}